Ah yes, hiking in Montana! Where the mountains are so majestic, they make your average hill feel like it’s got a Napoleon complex.
Here’s what you need to know:
Location, Location, Location:
You’ve got Glacier National Park, which is basically where the mountains go to show off. Don’t underestimate the Beartooths or the Bob Marshall Wilderness. Each has its own flavor of “I might die, but oh what a view!”
Gear Up:
Remember, it’s not just about looking like you’re in an REI catalog. Bring layers because Montana weather is as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Also, bear spray. Because if you run into a grizzly, you’ll want something more effective than just yelling, “Hey, bear, I’m not on the menu!”
Trail Etiquette:
If you encounter a moose, remember, they’re not just big; they’re like the bouncers of the forest. Give them space. And if you’re hiking with a group, keep the chatter down unless you’re trying to start a forest rave.
Wildlife:
You might see more wildlife than people. From elk to wolves, it’s like a live-action version of “Planet Earth,” but with more chances of you being the snack. We have a saying around here that goes, “… its not wilderness if you’re not on the menu”.
Preparation:
Always tell someone where you’re going. Not because they care about your hiking plans, but because if you don’t come back, they’ll know where to send the search party.
Sunset:
Aim to finish your hike before the sun decides it’s time for bed. Night in the mountains can get colder than a penguin’s freezer, and navigation becomes as fun as trying to read a map in a blackout.
Leave No Trace:
Pack out what you pack in. The only thing you should be leaving behind is your footprints and maybe a few sweat stains.
So, gear up, get out there, and remember, hiking in Montana isn’t just a walk in the park; it’s an adventure where nature might just decide to adventure back at you!
