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Things I’ve learned from watching science fiction movies

I’ve been watching science fiction movies since the 1960’s.

I guess you can say that I’m somewhat of a fan because here I am, still watching them.

Here are 25 things I’ve learned so far from watching science fiction.

If you are a science fiction fan and if what you’ve learned isn’t on the list throughout your years of watching, then please feel free to add to this list in the comment section below.

Things I’ve learned from watching science fiction movies

1) The experts are wrong. There is sound in space.

2) All aliens have British accents.

3) Most planets have breathable air.

4) If you travel back in time, don’t meet yourself – you’ll explode.

5) All alien women are hot.

6) You can outrun a fireball.

7) Aliens who only have claws can design and operate spacecraft.

8) There are no bathrooms in the future.

9) Most computers have female voices.

10) Mars needs women.

11) It’s possible to breathe in space.

12) You can’t get away from slow moving enemies.

13) Watch your step when running, because you will trip over a stick.

14) Even with zero gravity, large ships will drop.

15) If you’re exposed to atmospheric pressure, your head will expand. But once the atmosphere has been restored, your head will return to its normal shape.

16) If you wear a red shirt, you will die.

17) You can hack an alien computer system with your laptop.

18) When a large ship enters the Earth’s atmosphere, it won’t create a tidal effect.

19) All ships have a red alert system.

20) If you’re a secondary character, you don’t get a chair.

21) Anybody can read schematics.

22) Handguns and rifles work in zero gravity.

23) Even if your ship is dangerously close to the Sun, it won’t burn.

24) Everyone can understand languages that are only grunts or beeps.

25) Huge mutated creatures can sneak up on people.

Have you ever hand fed a Hummingbird?

Have you ever hand fed a Hummingbird?

You can do it. Just put some of the red nectar in your hand (or put the sugar/water nectar in a red solo cup you’ve cut the bottom out of, or a red lid from peanut butter) … and be VERY still … and patient … the first time.

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After they’ve eaten from your hand the first time, they’ll readily do it again.

Hummingbird facts:

The hummingbird is the only bird that can hover and fly backwards.

It’s found only in the Americas, and is the smallest animal with a backbone.

You can learn more about Hummingbirds HERE

Meanwhile … in the Garden of Eden

Meanwhile, in the Garden of Eden one day, Adam was walking around feeling sort of lonely, and God asked him, “What’s going on with you Adam?”

Adam replies, “Well God, I’m lonely and don’t have anyone directly to hang out with”.

God answered back and said. “How about I make a companion for you and we’ll call her a woman”.

God continued and said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she’ll wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

Permit required to salvage vehicle-killed Deer, Elk, Moose, and Pronghorn (antelope)

Recently during one of my many adventures here in our great state of Montana, I overheard a conversation at the next table over coffee from a few that weren’t from here complaining about how terrible and wasteful it was to just leave deer or elk along side the road to rot after being hit by a car.

Me, always seeming to be my insufferable self perked up and mentioned that here in Montana, we passed a law that seeks prevent much of the so-called waste associated with road kills.

I don’t know where these guys were from, but they seemed somewhat surprised that we had this sort of law.

With so many people moving here, and buying up so much recently unused property, the deer have got to have some place to go right? What better place to go than the highway. I once counted 16 road kills in at least the 15 or so miles it takes to get from Hamilton to Darby.

I’ve never collected a road kill. Any time I’ve ever hit a deer or a moose, I was always more concerned about being on the phone with my insurance company or calling for a tow than to be too concerned about collecting the kill.

I’m not sure just exactly how they do it all in other states, but here’s the skinny on how we do it in Montana.

In 2013, the Montana State Legislature passed a bill that allows for the salvage of deer, elk, moose, and pronghorn (antelope) killed as a result of a collision with a motor vehicle.

Only deer, elk, moose, and pronghorn (antelope) killed in a vehicle collision can be legally salvaged (MCA 87-3-145).

A person may pick up an animal that he/she did not hit. The process is the same and he/she must obtain a salvage permit.

Anyone who receives a permit and salvages a road-killed deer, elk, moose, or pronghorn (antelope) is required to remove the entire animal from where it is found. Parts or viscera cannot be left at the site. To do so is a violation of state law and would encourage other wildlife to scavenge in a place that would put them at risk of also being hit.

Anyone wanting to salvage a road-killed deer, elk, moose, or pronghorn (antelope) must obtain a Vehicle-Killed Wildlife Salvage Permit. These are available at no cost and must be obtained within 24 hours of the time a person takes an animal into their possession. Permits are available either through law enforcement officers on the scene of collisions or online on the FWP website.

As a reminder, any salvaged animal must be removed in its entirety from the roadway by the permittee. The animal may be field dressed before it leaves the area but entrails or any other parts of the animal carcass must be removed from site to prevent attracting scavengers and predators.

Other things to keep in mind if salvaging a vehicle-killer animal:

Road-killed animals may not be tagged and possessed with carcass tags issued for the purpose of hunting.

Any person who is picking up an animal to be salvaged must comply with all highway rules and regulations while removing the animal. Vehicles shall be parked off the roadway and out of the line of traffic. The permittee acknowledges that collecting vehicle-killed animals on state highways is inherently dangerous and is undertaken at the permitee’s own risk.

A person may not kill an injured or wounded animal that they encounter for the purpose of salvage. A law enforcement officer may, however, when on the scene of a collision, kill an animal injured in the collision and that animal may be taken for salvage.

Meat rendered from salvaged animals must be used for human consumption. It may not be used for bait or other purposes.

Meat rendered from salvaged animals may not be sold.

Any meat that is unfit for human consumption or unusable animal parts must be disposed of at a legal disposal site. It is unlawful to dispose of animal carcasses or parts in or upon any highway, road, street, or alley or upon public property. It is also illegal to dispose carcasses or parts within 200 yards of a public highway, road street or alley or public property.

For complete information, visit FWP’s website fwp.mt.gov/buyandapply/vehiclekilledsalvagepermit.

2022 Christmas Stroll – Great Falls, Montana

The weather forecast high temp for tomorrow, Friday December 2nd, in Beaumont, Texas, is 74 … the forecast low is 69.

I mention Beaumont because my wife was raised in Texas.

When my then soon-to-be wife first came to Great Falls from Beaumont, Texas in 1998, she had no idea that we here in Great Falls would walk around in 10 degree weather at night on purpose.

After my wife’s first Christmas Stroll, she understood why we would walk around in 10 degree weather at night on purpose, and she’s been hooked on Great Falls ever since.

The 2022 Christmas Stroll is tomorrow night, Friday December 2nd, and the weather forecast high for Great Falls is 11, with a forecast low of 1, and even in spite of the cold temps, we wouldn’t want to miss the Christmas Stroll for anything.

There’s never a dull moment at the Christmas Stroll in Great Falls:

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