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Jeff Foxworthy comments on Montana

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Alan
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Jeff Foxworthy

Looks as if Jeff Foxworthy has got us pretty well figured out.

Check out his observations below:

If “vacation” to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn),

You might live in Montana.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,

You might live in Montana.

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,

You might live in Montana.

If you’re proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation,

You might live in Montana.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”,

You might live in Montana.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

You might live in Montana.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there,

You might live in Montana.

If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,

You might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You might live in Montana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

You might live in Montana.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte, Choteau, Havre, Dupuyer, Meagher, or Wibaux,

You might live in Montana.

If you measure distance in hours,

You might live in Montana.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,

You might live in Montana.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,

You might live in Montana.

If you often switch from “heat” to “A/C”in the same day and back again,

You might live in Montana.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,

You might live in Montana.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,

You might live in Montana.

If you’ve installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,

You might live in Montana.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,

You might live in Montana.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,

You might live in Montana.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time,

You might live in Montana.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Deer gun Opener,

You might live in Montana.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

You might live in Montana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,

You might live in Montana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,

You might live in Montana.

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,

You might live in Montana.

If you consider Red Lodge exotic,

You might live in Montana.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood,

You might live in Montana.

If the sunbelt to you means Miles City,

You might live in Montana.

If a brat is something you eat,

You might live in Montana.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,

You might live in Montana.

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,

You might live in Montana.

If you actually understand these observations from Jeff Foxworthy, and you forward them to all your Montana friends, you must live in Montana.




 

Wet snow and colder temperatures are expected Wednesday

By
Alan
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snow

Got a bit of rain Saturday which was good.

Tulips and Daffodils are plugging right along too.

The National Weather Service here in Great Falls is predicting cooler temps for mid-week and the possibility of snow for Wednesday.

Not really too unusual for this time of year however as Spring is still fully under way around here even in spite of the random cold fronts that happen to pass through from time to time.

According to the National Weather Service:

For Wednesday – Snow likely before noon, then rain and snow showers likely between noon and 3pm, then rain showers likely after 3pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 43. West southwest wind 16 to 18 mph becoming northwest in the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 26 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of 1 to 2 inches possible.

Here’s a video from around this time of year in 2022 from Into the Little Belts:
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Happy Passover (חַג הַפֶּסַח) April 22-30 2024

By
Alan
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Passover

Pesach 2024 (Passover) begins before sundown on Monday, April 22, 2024, and ends after nightfall on April 30, 2024.

According to the Book of Exodus, God commanded Moses to tell the Israelite’s to mark a lamb’s blood above their doors so that the Angel of Death would pass over them:

… they would not be touched by the tenth Plague of Egypt, the death of the firstborn. After this Plague, Pharaoh ordered the Israelite’s to leave, taking whatever they wanted, and asked Moses to bless him in the name of God.

The passage goes on to state that the Passover sacrifice recalls the time when God “passed over the houses of the Israelite’s in Egypt”.

This story is recounted at the meal during the first two evenings of Passover by reading the Haggadah.

The Haggadah is a standardized ritual account of the Exodus story, in fulfillment of the command “And thou shalt tell (Higgadata) thy son in that day, saying: It is because of that which the LORD did for me when I came forth out of Egypt.”

The holiday begins on the 15th day of the month of Nisan, which at present falls between March 26 and April 25 of the Gregorian calendar.

The 15th day begins in the evening, after the 14th day, and the seder meal is eaten that evening. This is a spring festival, so the 15th day of Nisan typically begins on the night of a full moon after the northern vernal equinox.

If you want to greet a loved one who is celebrating Passover, “Happy Passover” is an appropriate sentiment.

You could also say “chag sameach,” which means happy holiday in Hebrew, or chag kasher v’semeach, which means have a happy and kosher Passover.

Learn more:

What Is Passover (Pesach)

Passover In The Bible




 

Cajun Shrimp Scampi

By
Alan
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Cajun Shrimp Scampi

Here’s a zesty recipe for Cajun Shrimp Scampi, blending the classic buttery, garlicky scampi with bold Cajun spices for a spicy, flavorful twist. It’s quick to make and perfect over pasta, rice, or with crusty bread.

Ingredients:

    • 1 lb. large peeled and de-veined shrimp
    • 8 oz of linguine
    • 2 cloves garlic, minced
    • 2 tbsp butter
    • 1/2 cup heavy cream
    • 1/8 tsp basil
    • Juice of 1 medium lemon
    • Salt and pepper to taste
    • Flour (to thicken)
    • 1 tbsp Cajun seasoning
    • 2 tbsp fresh parsley
    • 1/4 cup dry white wine
    • 2 tbsp Olive oil

Directions:

    • Bring salted water to a boil.
    • Add linguine and cook per the instructions.
    • Drain.
    • While the pasta is cooking, add the oil and garlic to the pan and cook for 1 minute over high heat.
    • Season the shrimp with Cajun Seasoning, and add them to the pan.
    • Cook for 2 minutes on each side until they turn pink.
    • Remove only the shrimp from the pan, reserving the cooking liquid.
    • Reduce the pan to medium heat.
    • Add the lemon juice, stock, wine, and parsley, and cook for 5 minutes.
    • Season with salt and pepper.
    • Add the cooked shrimp and linguine to the pan and toss to mix.
    • Garnish with parsley.
    • Continue cooking for another minute.

Note:

Choose good quality linguine that is not too thin or too thick. Make sure to cook it al dente, tender yet firm to the bite. The pasta holds up well to the shrimp and sauce.

The scampi sauce is what ties everything together. Create a perfect sauce by starting with fresh minced garlic lightly toasted in olive oil. Add white wine, chicken broth, lemon juice, and butter. Let the sauce cook for a few minutes until it thickens, then add shrimp and pasta.

If you want a variation (e.g., creamier sauce, gluten-free, or extra spicy), let me know, and I’ll tweak it! Enjoy your Cajun shrimp scampi.




 

Tuesday Snow Predicted

By
Alan
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Snow Predicted

What with after after having a great sunny and warm weekend with temps into the high 70’s around here, the National Weather Service here in Great Falls is predicting snow for Tuesday/Wednesday.

Seems winter is still trying to hang on for a bit longer with the snow predicted.

According to the National Weather Service:

For Tuesday — A chance of rain and snow between 7pm and 10pm, then snow likely. Cloudy, with a low around 29. Breezy, with a north northwest wind 19 to 24 mph decreasing to 11 to 16 mph after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 36 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New snow accumulation of around an inch possible.

The weather for this time of year is fairly typical.

Here’s a bit from the Cascade County Sheriff back in 2016 —

… and another example from the National Weather Service in 2021 (snow predicted) —




 

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