Ah yes, hiking in Montana! Where the mountains are so majestic, they make your average hill feel like it’s got a Napoleon complex.
Here’s what you need to know:
Location, Location, Location:
You’ve got Glacier National Park, which is basically where the mountains go to show off. Don’t underestimate the Beartooths or the Bob Marshall Wilderness. Each has its own flavor of “I might die, but oh what a view!”
Gear Up:
Remember, it’s not just about looking like you’re in an REI catalog. Bring layers because Montana weather is as unpredictable as a cat on a hot tin roof. Also, bear spray. Because if you run into a grizzly, you’ll want something more effective than just yelling, “Hey, bear, I’m not on the menu!”
Trail Etiquette:
If you encounter a moose, remember, they’re not just big; they’re like the bouncers of the forest. Give them space. And if you’re hiking with a group, keep the chatter down unless you’re trying to start a forest rave.
Wildlife:
You might see more wildlife than people. From elk to wolves, it’s like a live-action version of “Planet Earth,” but with more chances of you being the snack. We have a saying around here that goes, “… its not wilderness if you’re not on the menu”.
Preparation:
Always tell someone where you’re going. Not because they care about your hiking plans, but because if you don’t come back, they’ll know where to send the search party.
Sunset:
Aim to finish your hike before the sun decides it’s time for bed. Night in the mountains can get colder than a penguin’s freezer, and navigation becomes as fun as trying to read a map in a blackout.
Leave No Trace:
Pack out what you pack in. The only thing you should be leaving behind is your footprints and maybe a few sweat stains.
So, gear up, get out there, and remember, hiking in Montana isn’t just a walk in the park; it’s an adventure where nature might just decide to adventure back at you!
Your Social Security Number is now more social than ever
In a surprising twist, your Social Security Number, previously thought of as sacred, has been leaked in one of the largest data breaches ever, alongside the hopes and dreams of over 3 billion people.
National Public Data, in a PR move reminiscent of ‘oops, we did it again,’ has confirmed hackers stole everything but the kitchen sink, though they’re still checking.
Experts advise everyone to freeze their credit, install 12 layers of 2-factor authentication, and maybe consider going off the grid because apparently, your personal information is just a commodity now.
On the bright side, if you were worried about identity theft, the line starts in cyberspace, where your SSN’s been hanging out with some new friends.
Please be sure to report a stolen Social Security number to the Federal Trade Commission if you think you’ve been a victim of identity theft.
Social Security numbers, names, addresses, email addresses and phone numbers were in the 2.9 billion records within a data breach. The security firm Pentester.com tool tells you if your data is involved.