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History will remember Liquid Ass

Meet Alan Wittman and Andrew Masters – the guys who refused to grow up but got rich anyway. They’ve made a killing out of marketing a one-of-a-kind spray called ‘Liquid Ass’, which makes anything smell as bad as it sounds!

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The product was born several years ago when Wittman was in high school – his parents had gifted him a chemistry kit and he used the ingredients to invent a smell that had a whiff of “butt crack, kind of sewer smell, with a little hint of dead animal in there.” He used it to play a prank on an English teacher he wasn’t very fond of, and that’s when he realized that what he had on his hands was a real weapon.

But the concoction wasn’t useful to him until about 10 years ago, when he was about to get fired from a truck manufacturing company. Things got pretty bad between him and the management, so along with his friend Masters, he decided it was time to bring out his trusty old weapon again.

Wittman and Masters spilled some Liquid Ass near the microwave in the office break room and then let the scent work its magic. It stunk up the whole place and the engineers had no clue where the stench was coming from. They fixed the water main, replaced the microwave, pulled up the carpet, and even closed off the bathrooms, but nothing worked. Naturally, the duo didn’t work at the company much longer, but they already knew what they were going to do – make sure Liquid Ass was accessible to everyone who needed it.

Despite having their own financial commitments, Wittman and Masters each pooled in $18,000 towards production and marketing. Their families, understandably, thought they were crazy. Wittman’s wife was dead against the idea and Masters’ family thought he’d lost his mind. But they stuck to their belief in the product and two years later, their instincts proved right – Liquid Ass became a huge success.

You can learn more about this dynamic duo by visiting their Website




 

Hidden Valley Ranch is a real place

Hidden Valley Ranch was home to some hungry ranch hands (and later on, guests) who raved over owner Steve Henson’s homemade secret-recipe buttermilk dressing.

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Guests started asking to buy it and the Hensons ran a mail order business for the seasoning packets from Hidden Valley Ranch for years before the recipe was bought for a whopping 8 million dollars in 1973! But, it took years to perfect a shelf-stable version- remember Henson’s was always served fresh.

Find out more about the favored dressing (and the original recipe!) in the video.




 

Fiesta Macaroni and Cheese

Fiesta Macaroni and Cheese

Here’s a recipe for Fiesta Macaroni and Cheese, a vibrant twist on the classic comfort food, incorporating flavors like green chiles, corn, and taco seasoning for a spicy, colorful dish.

From Jim —

Fiesta Macaroni and Cheese is quick and easy to prepare. I found this recipe on the Kraft Foods site and have used it several times. My Venture Scouts (Ages 14-20) love it and can make it easily on the trail.

Tip: put the ground beef in a baggie and freeze it, then wrap in foil and put in fanny pack.

When ready for dinner it should be thawed.

Ingredients:

    • 1 lbs Ground Beef
    • 1 box Macaroni and Cheese (your choice)
    • Corn (preferably fresh, not canned)
    • Salsa (temp depends on you)

Directions:

    • Cook the ground beef and drain.
    • Prepare the macaroni and cheese per instructions.
    • Cook the corn and drain.
    • Mix all together and add salsa.
    • Use separate bowls for the fussy eaters.

Servings: varies

Preparation time: 20 minutes

Top with crushed tortilla chips, chopped cilantro, and optional jalapeños or green onions. Serve hot, with sour cream on the side if desired.




 

Biscuit on a Stick

Biscuit on a Stick

From Joe Adams –

About ten years ago one of my camping buddies pulled a can of biscuits out of his cooler one cold camping morning and introduced us to this great and simple culinary miracle, Biscuit on a Stick.

A can of Hungry Jack buttermilk biscuits has been a staple in my cooler ever since.

Ingredients:

    • 1 can Biscuits
    • Squeeze Butter
    • 1 Stick

Directions:

    • Roll out a biscuit with your hands so that it becomes elongated and about one inch thick at the center.
    • Wrap it tightly around the end of your stick and pinching it as you go to insure that it stays on the stick while cooking.
    • When done wrapping, the biscuit should take up about six inches of the stick.
    • Heat over the campfire until golden brown.
    • Pull it off the stick, pour butter down the hole left by the stick, and enjoy.

Variation

Sent in by Chris Moore.

The way I like it is to pour butter around the outside of the Biscuit on a Stick and sprinkle sugar on it, then pour your favorite jelly inside. It is very messy, but very good.

Servings: 2 – 5

Preparation time: 10 minutes




 

Mark’s Sloppy Joes

Mark's Sloppy Joes

As a camping meal these Sloppy Joes have been a regular request for lunch. It may seem mild, so if you like it zesty add a little hot pepper to it for an added kick.

Ingredients:

    • 2 tbsp Vegetable Oil
    • 1 large Onion (diced)
    • 1 small Red Pepper (trimmed, seeded, and diced)
    • 4 large Garlic Cloves (minced)
    • 1 tsp Dried Marjoram
    • 2 lbs Ground Beef (chuck preferred)
    • 3 8-oz cans Tomato Sauce
    • 3 tbsp Sugar
    • 3 tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
    • 2 tbsp Red Wine Vinegar
    • 1 1/2 tbsp Yellow Mustard
    • 1/2 to 3/4 cup Water
    • Kosher Salt and freshly ground Black Pepper
    • 6 Hamburger Buns (toasted)

Directions:

    • In a large cast iron pan, heat the oil over medium-low heat, add the onions and sauté for 5 minutes.
    • Add the peppers and cook for 5 minutes more.
    • Stir in the garlic and marjoram, continue to cook for 2 minutes more.
    • Transfer vegetables to a bowl with a slotted spoon and reserve.
    • Add the meat to the pan, increase the heat to medium, and cook the meat, breaking it up with a wooded spoon, until it just loses its color (about 5 minutes).
    • Pour excess fat from the pan and discard.
    • Combine the meat and vegetables in the pan along with the tomato sauce, sugar, Worcestershire, vinegar, mustard, and 1/2 cup of the water.
    • Bring the mixture to a simmer, cover, and cook for 20 minutes (If the mixture appears to be too dry add the additional water).
    • Season with the salt and pepper to taste.

When you’re ready to serve up the Sloppy Joes, divide the mixture evenly between the buns.

Servings: 6

Preparation time: 45 minutes

– Mark Thompson